Looks normal, right? Look at your own keyboard… notice anything different? Okay, maybe you don’t. But try actually typing on this and it all becomes far too apparent. The whole of the bottom row of letters (Z, X, C…) is one too far to the right. The Z should be below and between A and S, not S and D.

The keyboard problem aside, the comment section is a train wreck. A commenter tells Gordon to “get a mac”. This sets Gordon off who calls him a “stupid Apple fanboy”, deletes his comment, and proceeds to list all the reasons he hates Macs, relegating the Dell keyboard a distant memory. This, of course, only brings a ton more “get a mac” comments, many obviously just to yank Gordon’s chain (I have no idea if he realizes he’s being trolled, but he comes off as clueless).

After stating that he’s bought Macs for his wife and Dad (thus giving his opinion weight, right?) Gordon goes on to sound like someone who’s never laid eyes on a Mac, at least not since the turn of the century.

One button mouse? No delete key? Crashes? All wrong, and have been for a while. Sadly, no matter how long these complaints have been invalid, they’ve been repeated for so long they’ve taken on a life of their own.

A couple of reasonable Apple users try to clue Gordon in on his ignorance, but he’s too busy complaining about Apple fanboys to notice.

Physician, heal thyself*.

*and get a mac.