Oprah, Kayleigh… Kayleigh, Oprah
Late night phone call with Kayleigh:
Me: Did you know Oprah’s on Twitter now?
Kayleigh: Yeah.
Me: She’s been on it one day and she has over 400,000 followers.
Kayleigh: That’s some bullshit right there. That’s bullshit.
Me: …
Kayleigh: That’s it. I’m done. Oprah? Ashton Kutcher? I quit twitter. I quit.
Me: So, (long pause) the Red Sox won…