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Archive for May 2008

Hide Your Wives and Daughters, Roger Clemens is Coming to Town!

My three favorite revelations since Roger Clemens’ charade of being a family man came crumbling down:

He was standing up there at the charity event talking about the importance of family, then I see him in the casino with these two girls, rubbing the die on their [breasts].

News reports have described Clemens as being in attendance [...]

Try Touch Typing On This

Jacob Gordon recently bought a Dell laptop with a screwed up keyboard.

Looks normal, right? Look at your own keyboard… notice anything different? Okay, maybe you don’t. But try actually typing on this and it all becomes far too apparent. The whole of the bottom row of letters (Z, X, C…) is one too far to [...]

Turtlewheels

Turtlewheels

Little Bit, a young Eastern Box Turtle was hit by a car in September of 2000. Her shell was crushed and she was left partially paralyzed. There was no way she would ever be released to the wild as happens with most successful rehabs. I repaired her shell using velcro strips epoxied to anchor points [...]

Schilling Getting Close?

Schilling could be close to throwing
When Curt Schilling spent a few minutes with the media on Friday to provide a progress report on his rehab, there was a sound and a pace to his voice that portrayed excitement and optimism. It is as if the big right-hander is getting to the point where he can [...]

All Pitch, No Hit

The Red Sox split the last 2 games of their 3 game series with the Blue Jays. Boston pitching continues to be lights out, their offense nonexistent.
Though he received a no decision Dice-K went 7 innings and allowed 0 runs in Boston’s 2-1 victory on Wednesday; his ERA shrinking to 2.52.
On Thursday Wakefield allowed [...]

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