Hide Your Wives and Daughters, Roger Clemens is Coming to Town!
My three favorite revelations since Roger Clemens’ charade of being a family man came crumbling down:
He was standing up there at the charity event talking about the importance of family, then I see him in the casino with these two girls, rubbing the die on their [breasts].
News reports have described Clemens as being in attendance as recently as two years ago, dancing around the party with an 8-foot-long boa constrictor around his neck.
He had chicks stashed in every city - like every athlete, you play golf, you go get drunk and [have sex].
Clemens has apologized; for what, he didn’t say. Though he did make it perfectly clear his relationship with then 15 year old Mindy McCready (Clemens was 28) was not inappropriate. I’m sure he had all the best intentions.
Roger Clemens, always looking out for others… in hotel rooms… no matter their age.
